Nope

This is a list of things I do not — and will not — do:

• Discuss politics
• Have one drink because it “probably won’t kill me”
• Disable my ad blocker to read your website
• Add a “premium” side to my entree for extra money
• Pay for the privilege of reading news that should be accessible and available to everyone
• Go to bed without meditating first
• Start my day without caffeine of some form
• Try escargot because it’s a “delicacy”
• Willingly listen to country music
• Pass up ice cream or cake when it’s offered to me
• Force my beliefs on other people
• Listen to your beliefs because you think I should